Yukti Se Mukti {Enlightening Jokes}


Shri Sureshanandji Ki Amritvani

Enlightening Jokes

Siyar , Ser aur bander ki Kahani

Cugalkhor ki halat ….na idhar ka na udher ka …..

Her jagah bal kaam nahi aata , yukti bhi kaam aati hai , to man se bal ker ke ladna nahi hai ki mai man se aur indriyon se lad ker jit jaun …

daag kapde per hai to ham per nahi hai , aise hi dosh ya vikar man me hai to hamare me nahi hai…..

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Mere Papa Bol Rahe Hain …{Enlightening Joke}


Shri Sureshnandji Ki Amritvani

Mere Papa Bol Rahe Hain …{Enlightening Joke}

Vyakti apna vivek jataye ,

padne likhne se vidhyarthi apna ji churayega to acchi tarah pass nahi ho payega ,

aur

pass nahi ho payega  to acchi college me admission me dikat aayegi ..

Patni Pani Me Kud Gayi {Enlightening Joke}


Shri Sureshanandji Ki Amritvani

Patni Pani Me Kud Gayi

ek aadmi ki patni pani me kud gayi , …. vo aadmi bhi ….

Ishwar ki haan me haan mila ker chalenge , sadguru ki haan me haan mila ker

chalenge to , yatra bahut hogi , unki baat katte hue chalenge to yatra kuch bhi

na hogi ….

On The Milk Shop {Enlightening Joke}


Shri Sureshanandji Ki Amritvani

19 October 2009, Ahemdabad

Enlightening Jokes :

Mithayi khate hain , khilate hain lekin swabhav ki madhurta ki aur dhyan nahi dete ….

kai log hain mirchi bahut khate hain lekin thikha nahi bolte…

ek aadmi dudh ki dukan {MILK SHOP} per gaya , aur ………..

Answer In Yes Or No ! {Enlightening Jokes}


Shri Sureshanandji Ki Amritvani

Enlightening Joke – Answer In Yes Or No !

Mujhe Ek aadmi ne kaha ki mai aap se ek baat puchun aap uska javab kevel

haan ya naa me dena ….aap to pravachan kerte ho aap vyakhya to bahut

badia ker doge , per mere ko kevel haan ki na me javab do …

Khir khata Hai Ki Danda ? {Enlightening Jokes}


Sant Shri Asaramji Amritvani

Kanpur , UP

15 October 2009

Enlightening Joke :

Merne ke baad Bhagwaan milenege , merne ke baad swarg me jayenge , ye vayade ka dhanda mai nahi kerna chahta

Hame to vertmaan ne apne -aap me khus rahne do … Jo jahan hai vo vahan agar  sukhi hone ki sadguru ki kunji laga ker , vo khajane ke tale nahi kholta hai to kahi bhi jaker kya ker lega ….Aap abhi yahan swasth rahna sikho , sanmanit hona sikho ….atmatript hona sikho

Once More … {Enlightening Joke}


Shri Sureshanandji Ki Amritvani

*Sansar me logon ko lagta hai ki mai bahut shan-man ka jivan ji raha hun , mere pass satta hai , badiya gadiyan hain , nauker-chaker hain , paisa khub hai , videshon me kai baar jaker aaya hun , mere jaisa kaun hoga is darti per …..

*per ishwar kahte hain , beta ONCE MORE , ek aur mauka hai , ja tu satsang me Sadguru se Hari Ke naam ki diksha le aur apna jivan savar le …….